When I try to think of the last time that I truly embarrassed myself, I want to point to something silly, like a few weeks ago when, while grabbing a coffee in a small, crowded shop, I sat down in a broken chair and experienced the first Honest-to-God, Ass-Over-Teakettle fall that I have had in probably my entire adult life.
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